So, I know I haven't been posting much here lately. I"m sorry for that, but right now I'm at a point where I'll think I'll have something good to post, but then it just goes no where so I give up and stop writing. Everything just seems so blah right now. Anyone else get like this? For the last 3 days I've wanted to blog, but when I went to blog nothing came out. I have blog constipation. I need more fiber in my blog? Here is the latest blog I started, but couldn't finish.
Two days in on the reboot of 30 day Shred
With the wedding fast approaching I decided I needed to make sure I could still wear the 34 in waist pants I've ordered for my tux. I have to make sure my butt is small enough to cash the check my mouth wrote. So for the past two days I've completed level 1 of the 30 day shred. Few notes I'd like to share with Jillian Michaels. 1. two 30 second sessions of push up? Yeah, ok, alright. Really? I'm a man in some kind of shape other than round and I can't do a minute a man push up. If this DVD is focused for women, I'm thinking you lost a lot of them of them right here. I started out the 1st day doing my first 30 seconds like a man, set two of my man push ups saw me complete one and half before going to my knees and finishing like the little girl that I really am. 2. We don't have the 5 lb free weights that they say you need, and I'm so glad we don't. I'd probably be dead now if we did. I mean, I had already punched 911 in on my cell phone after starting the work out night one and was ready to call for the Wife to Bee to press send if it was needed.
And right here is where I ran out of steam. I didn't even get to my thoughts about me day dreaming of punching her in her lady balls, as the Landreth's like to say, during the squatting and punching part of the work out. Oh well, maybe I'm losing my mind, or at least my thoughts. I guess I'm too focused on being on a beach some where with my new bride soaking up the rays and planning the rest of our lives together. *sigh*
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I say to h*ll with the 30 day Shred! You are focused on the right things............wife, beaches, sun, etc! I am hoping that "shred" junk will work by osmosis! :-)
ReplyDeleteJillian can suck it. Srsly. I hate her. And her shred. You will fit in the pants-just go walking around with one of you and Mel's 80 cats! :D
ReplyDeletexoxo