Valentine's day recap

Good day everyone!  I hope everyone had a great Valentine’s day.  This was my first Valentine’s day with my Bride, and I guess things could have gone better.  Apparently my definition of romance is different than hers.  Who would have known she would have been so offended by getting a new vacuum cleaner for our first Valentine’s?  I figured it was  a great gift since she’s so unhappy with the one we have?  When she told me she wanted to be a homemaker I first got her a hammer, a nice 16 inch 22 oz Estwing with the waffle head, but I soon learned there is a big different in home “maker” and home “builder”, glad I dodged that bullet.  I also learned that getting dressed up to go renew our Sam’s clubs card and grabbing a sandwich at a local Deli, mmm Momma G's, isn’t considered romantic?  I thought I would redeem myself by picking up a movie for us to watch together, but apparently “Inception” isn’t romantic either.  It has Leonardo in it, I thought the ladies liked him?  No?  Hopefully I’ll get another chance next year.  ;)  Guess I should have just ordered the flowers and Shari’s Berries she hinted about, but I wanted to go for the element of surprise.  Well Surprise!  She hated it...

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