Friday Movie Magic

I figured it was time for another movie quote quiz.  See if anyone can name this line from a very famous movie.

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

Weekly Random

Hello everyone, and welcome to the weekly rundown of everything Cas.  This week we’ll be discussing my picks for the Academy Awards, but since I haven’t seen most of these movies, I’ll be basing my picks solely off the title or the movie poster.  And the Nominees for best picture are…

Black Swan – Haven’t seen this movie, but wanted too, it has the cute girl from “That 70’s show” and Darth Vader’s wife in it, to me that’s a win-win.
The Fighter – one of the movies I did watch, and it was amazing!  Also staring my current Hollywood movie crush of Amy Adams, and don’t call me Marky Mark, Mark Walberg. A must see
Inception – Rented this one from the redbox, started watching it late, my bride started talking, so I just turned the movie off and returned it 5 days later.
The Kids Are All Right – Haven’t seen it, but I have a feeling the Kids aren’t really all right
The King’s Speech – Haven’t seen it, but I sure do hate when the president speaks and bogarts all the channels, I have a feeling this will be just like that.
127 Hours – That’s just way too long of a movie, there is no way I could hold it that long after drinking a bucket of movie Coke
The Social Network – My bride and I had a date night to see this movie, it was a nice date, had steak at Longhorns, extra points for the steak
Toy Story 3 – Pixar, enough said, but I want to say more, Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, and the main character’s name is Woody!  If that doesn’t say children’s movie then you can get out of here
True Grit – Sounds like a rough movie to me, oh it’s about cowboys, yeah, probably a lot of stubble on their faces, ouch
Winter’s Bone – This sounds like a movie you’d watch on a pay channel!  I wonder if it’s main character is also named woody?

And the winner is…  The Highlander, Ricky Bobby said it won the Academy for best movie ever.

But for real, my real vote for best movie, The Fighter, if you haven’t seen it, make it a point to rent it from Netflix, Redbox, ondemand, or I think Blockbuster is still renting movies.  It is worth it.  Plus I was told that you can see Amy Adams nipples through her bra in one scene, that's worth the price of admission in itself.

Has finally become a twit

Ok, so I finally joined Twitter, I wasn't going to join, but I was missing out on a lot of contest by not being on twitter.  So if anyone wants to follow me there, I'm @TheCasSmith.

Very sad news from Auburn

It appears that some knucklehead, trying to be Christian here, has poisoned the Oaks at Toomer's Corner.  At this time the chances of the tree's survival is not looking good.  I would hope that as Auburn Fans none of us will stoop low enough to damage the Statue of the Bear.  If you want to see more on this check out this blog.

Valentine's day recap

Good day everyone!  I hope everyone had a great Valentine’s day.  This was my first Valentine’s day with my Bride, and I guess things could have gone better.  Apparently my definition of romance is different than hers.  Who would have known she would have been so offended by getting a new vacuum cleaner for our first Valentine’s?  I figured it was  a great gift since she’s so unhappy with the one we have?  When she told me she wanted to be a homemaker I first got her a hammer, a nice 16 inch 22 oz Estwing with the waffle head, but I soon learned there is a big different in home “maker” and home “builder”, glad I dodged that bullet.  I also learned that getting dressed up to go renew our Sam’s clubs card and grabbing a sandwich at a local Deli, mmm Momma G's, isn’t considered romantic?  I thought I would redeem myself by picking up a movie for us to watch together, but apparently “Inception” isn’t romantic either.  It has Leonardo in it, I thought the ladies liked him?  No?  Hopefully I’ll get another chance next year.  ;)  Guess I should have just ordered the flowers and Shari’s Berries she hinted about, but I wanted to go for the element of surprise.  Well Surprise!  She hated it...

Any events appearing in this blog post are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.  No animals were harmed during the drafting of this blog post, however, pork and poultry may or may not have been consumed while at a local deli, the pork and poultry were already deceased before consumption. The consumption of raw or undercooked meat could lead to sickness or death.  All employees must wash their hands before returning to work, especially Carl.

RoMANtic Valentine's ideas

It was posed to me by Charity at Charity's Chatter to give my readers some ideas for romantic Valentine’s day ideas.  I’m pretty sure if you asked my bride about my romantic ideas she’d get a good laugh out of it.  I don’t come from a family that is “romantic”.  In the Smith house showing emotion and affection is not all that acceptable.  My bride has been working on me and she is constantly trying to make me aware that Romance exists outside of the movies.  Example, here is a exchange between my bride and I while watching a romantic move, my bride: “Isn’t that so romantic, you’d never do anything like that for me”, my response: “It’s a movie, it’s scripted for him to be romantic, no man is really like that.”  So with this being said, let me take a crack at a RoMANtic Valentine.
Every year you hear of “love coupons” good for one “favor” or “act” that is written on the coupon.  Well this is a new generation so why not Love Gift Cards?  Come up with fun names for the places that the gift cards are valid for.  Here are some of my ideas, please don’t think I’m a perv…

Movie Pass – Good if he/she wants to see you put on a show
Downtown Pub – Good for a meal “downtown” if you’re picking up what I’m laying down
Victoria Secret – Good for a night of dress up
Outdoor World – Good for a “hike” in an exotic location
Mardi Gras – Good for a free flash
QuikTrip – Good for a quicky
Home Depot – More saving, More doing, that’s the power of the Home Depot

I think you guys get the point.  I’m trying to keep this somewhat G-rated, but you guys can be as risqué as you want.  And of course the card will have to have a spending limit on it, and I’ll let you guys set that.  If you put a limit on it you know us guys will start to use it like a charge card.  I would think you’d probably want to stick to a 12 “dollar” max, one for each month.
If you don’t like that idea, how about a giving him a certificate for a topless car wash, I’m not suggesting you go and take your top off and wash his car, I’m saying you wash the bottom half of his car and leave the top half dirty.  But I’m sure he’ll be excited when he first reads it, until he reads the fine print and learns the catch.
Not liking that idea either?  Maybe find a couples “adult” movie that has tricks and pointers in it.  Something to watch together and learn from.
Men really aren’t that hard to please, we really just want to spend some time with you doing things we both enjoy.  Not sitting on the couch while you watch “Real House Wives”, that’s not fun nor romantic.  Be fun and flirty on Valentine’s, send flirty text, or provocative pictures if he’s at work, nothing to get him in trouble or fired though!  Sneak in some free flashes, or suggestive poses to build the anticipation for later in the evening.  Ask him to join you in the shower, I promise your chesticals will have never been cleaner.  Just make the day about each other.  That’s what Valentine’s day is all about.

Feels the need

I feel the need to be creative, but am having serious writers block.  I know this will probably end up as a fail because I get so few reads, but if you guys will give me a story idea, place, event, activity, I'll try and create a story off of it.  If no one gives me any ideas, I'm giving up blogging and submitting this post to failblog.com

Something interesting this way comes

It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, but I just haven’t had too much going on lately.  I was watching the old boob tube the other day and saw a segment on a show where a group of guys were playing “I’ve never”.  They played I’ve never as a drinking game, where someone would say they’ve never done something and if someone playing the game had done said task they had to take a drink. Well, I said all of that because it got me thinking about some interesting things that I’ve never done and other things that I have done.  Here are some of the things on my list.
I’ve never been drunk, not once, not even close.
I have been the designated driver for a pastor. 
I’ve never owned a flat screen TV.  I think my bride and I are the last people in the world to still have the old box TV’s.
I have spent somewhere close to $20,000 dollars on accessories for cars that I have owned.  For some reason I thought it would help me get “chicks man”.
I’ve never skinny dipped, but that’s a good thing for everyone else’s sake.
I have used the woods as a public restroom.
I’ve never been in a fight.
I have had a black eye, that darn desk corner sucker punched me out of nowhere!
There are others, but I don’t think I’m willing to share them with the public just yet.  Maybe you’ll learn them when I release my tell all book.