Hey Lifetime, why don't you stick to entertaining women and leave me the F-bomb alone? Quit trying to suck me in by playing my favorite shows, PawnStars, American Pickers, and How I Met Your Mother. I'm sick of it! You knew I was a sucker for watching reruns of these shows, so you put them in time slots when I'm the most vulnerable to watch them. Thanks a lot A-hole. Then last night you suck my bride and I into the //the.craigslist.killer. Again you knew I was a sucker for movies based off of true events. You knew I want to watch that movie and then research about the real events and people involved. Why couldn't you have stuck to making male bashing movies that only women would watch so I could skip right over you and not have to an embarrassing conversation about having seen something on Lifetime. Lifetime I curse you, but will continue to watch you because you're playing the shows I want to watch.
Side note, Susannah guessed the movie correctly, the movie was Elf. The first quote was when Buddy was talking to the snow man about finding his real father and the snowman well telling Buddy to be thankful that he had a father.
Another side note, this is my 100th blog post, so go me! I never would have thought I would have had so much to say.